Scratch Master Membership Rules

Rule 1: You must be a master of the scratch.

Rule 2: You must have at least 3 years of experience scratching.

Rule 3: You must have a beard longer than 1 inch.

Rule 4: You must have at least 5 cats.

• Rule 1: The scratch must be at least 5 minutes long.
• Rule 2: You must wear a hat during the scratch.
• Rule 3: You must listen to only electronic music during the scratch.

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