Welcome to Scratch Masters Operatives

We're the masters of the scratch

Where the art of scratching is a way of life. Where the sound of a scratchy guitar and the smell of freshly sharpened claws is in the air.

Our agents have been trained in the ancient art of scratching. They're experts in the field. They can scratch their way into your heart, and out of a stuck zipper.

Want to know more about our services?
Scratching the 7 Chakras

Or maybe you're curious about our agents' favorite scratching techniques?
Scratch Techniques

Scratch Masters Operatives

Where the art of scratching never sleeps.

Our agents' motto: We scratch, therefore we are.

Scratch Masters Operatives - Because who needs a social life when you can have a good scratch?

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