Welcome to Scratcher's Joke Shop

We sell jokes that are so bad, they're good. Come for the puns, stay for the existential dread.

Joke 1: Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged!

Joke 2: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the farmer's constant farm-fresh puns!

Want more? Visit our joke catalog for more

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our joke submission form and see if your joke makes the cut!

And, if you're really feeling brave, try to solve our scratch-off challenge: can you survive 5 minutes of our joke loop?