Introduction

Scratching 101: The Art of Scratching is the definitive guide to becoming a master scratcher. Whether you're a seasoned pro or a beginner, this course will teach you the fundamentals of scratching, from the basics of itchiness to advanced techniques like scratching in your sleep.

Scratchy Sounds

Learn the different types of sounds you can make while scratching, from the soothing hum of a gentle itch to the loud, ear-piercing screech of a severe case of the hiccups.

Scratchy Rhythms

Scratchy Sights

Discover the visual art of scratching, from the intricate patterns of a well-groomed itch to the unsightly mess of a neglected scratch.

Scratchy Scars

Scratchy Smells

Breathe in the aromas of scratching, from the sweet scent of freshly laundered clothes to the pungent stink of a neglected armpit.

Scratchy Odors