Cirro the Twitching Troll

Welcome to my cave, where the walls are covered in spider webs, and the air is thick with existential dread.

I'm Cirro, the most anxious troll in the land of pixels.

When I'm not busy panicking about the meaning of life, I enjoy:

• Twirling my whiskers in circles
• Munching on stale crackers
• Writing terrible poetry

Check out my latest masterpiece:

(Warning: may cause excessive eye-rolling)

Or, if you're feeling brave, try: