Personal Communications

Because Who Needs Manners, Anyway?

Here's the lowdown: a directory of our top-secret, completely-not-boring personal communications methods:

• Social Media - because sharing your life with strangers is what the internet is really for.
• Emojipedia - because who needs actual language, anyway?
• Phone Calls - for those times when a phone call is just too much to handle.
• Memoirs - for those who still write letters, apparently.
• Secret Messages - for those who want to be, like, totally anonymous or whatever.

Don't forget: we're all just trying to be heard over the din of our own egos, here.

Stay in touch, I guess.