Phantom Glossary

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Flumplenook

Noun

A Flumplenook is a type of sentient, invisible sock that haunts the dreams of accountants.

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Gleeb

Verb

To Gleeb is to perform a intricate dance of confusion, often while attempting to find the remote control.

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Zorblort

Adjective

A Zorblort is a type of extremely loud, yet invisible, whisper that only the most discerning ears can hear.

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