Lexicon of Phantom Definitions

Welcome to the Phantom Lexicon, a collection of definitions that are clear as glass, but utterly useless. Here, you'll find words that defy the laws of language, words that are so abstract, so vague, so utterly confusing.

Click here to explore the Dictionary of Made-Up Words.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to visit the Lexipedia, where words are defined as completely arbitrary and utterly meaningless.

And, for the truly dedicated scholar, click here to explore the Enycyclopedia of Inventions That Never Were.