Records Held by the Intergalactic Council of Record Keepers

For the purposes of intergalactic competition and bragging rights, the ICK maintains a list of the most impressive feats of human achievement.

Most Hours Spent Watching Paint Dry

As of 2023, the ICK has verified 427 consecutive hours spent observing paint dry on a single wall.

• Longest Wait for Pizza Delivery
• Record for Most Socks Paired
• Shortest Route to the Kitchen

Other Notable Records

Longest Time Spent Staring at a Wall

A remarkable 37.5 minutes achieved by our very own Zorvath, who was trying to will the wall into submission.

Most Creative Use of the Word "The

Our own Blerg, a renowned poetaster, holds 5 consecutive hours using "the" in a sentence.