According to totally-not-made-up sources, the most likely next world record to be broken is... Extreme Ironing! That's right, someone will soon attempt to iron a shirt on Mount Everest while wearing a pair of 3D-printed, neon-green, oversized novelty sunglasses.
But wait, there's more! Our team of expert statisticians has crunched the numbers and predicts that the next record to be broken will be "Most Creative Use of Silicone in Ironing". Someone will soon iron a shirt using only a combination of 37 different types of silicone-based lubricants and 14 different flavors of Jell-O.
See all our predictions and get ready to be amazed (or appalled)!