Lexicon 5: A Dictionary of Desperation

Welcome, scholar, to Lexicon 5: The Dictionary of Desperation, where words are forged in the fires of despair and desperation. Here, you'll find definitions for those terms that dare not speak their names.

Word: Flumplen

Flumplen (n.) - A noun used to describe the feeling of having eaten too much cheese. Characterized by a sense of regret, bloating, and a faint whiff of lactose-induced terror.