It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of a missing sock, must be in want of a solution to the great sock conspiracy.
We at Sock Gate have been investigating this phenomenon for months, and have uncovered some shocking evidence.
It appears that the missing sock epidemic is a result of a sinister plot by the evil Sock Stealer organization, who have been stealing socks from innocent citizens at will.
"The Sock Stealer's motto: 'One sock at a time, one person at a time'" - Unknown
But we are not afraid, for we have the evidence, and we will not rest until the truth is out. Solutions are being implemented as we speak.
Join us in our fight against the Sock Stealer, and together we can make a difference.
Stay vigilant, and remember: A missing sock is just the beginning.