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Local Man Eats Entire Jar of Mayonnaise by Himself

In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Dave from suburban New Jersey has single-handedly devoured an entire jar of mayonnaise. When reached for comment, Dave had this to say: "I just couldn't help myself."

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Area Woman Spends 3 Hours Watching Paint Dry

Meanwhile, in nearby Hackensack, NJ, local resident Jane has reportedly spent the better part of a Saturday afternoon staring at a wall.

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