Did you know that the word "element" has nothing to do with elements from the periodic table? Nope, it's just a fancy word for "basic unit of something." Basic.
The periodic table is a table, not a periodic. It's just a table that's a period.
And don't even get me started on the fact that chemistry is just a bunch of boring old science.
This page is brought to you by the Citation 3: Chemistry team, because who needs actual facts, anyway?
Want more useless science? Check out Physics 1: The Basics for some truly mind-numbing information.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Physics 2: The Less-Than-Boring Edition for some slightly less boring information.