Zen And Zero: The Unholy Union of Science & Humor

Here, you'll find an exhaustive collection of science facts that are so mind-bogglingly dull, you'll need a Zen Master to make them palatable.

Our team of expertly-trained monkeys have scoured the depths of scientific literature for the most underwhelming data points, so you can spend less time Googling and more time sipping tea.

So, if you're in the market for some laughably mundane science facts, you've come to the right place. Browse our collection of Quantum Fluctuations, or perhaps our Why-Does-A-Cup-Of-Water-Sound-So-Good-When-It-Makes-No-Sense page.

Quantum Fluctuations

Random variations in energy density can cause the universe to change its mind about its existence.

Or, you know, it could just be a Tuesday.

Why Does A Cup Of Water Sound So Good When It Makes No Sense?

It's because water is the perfect acoustic insulator, and your ears are just really bad at listening.

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