For the uninitiated, navigating the cosmos can be a real challenge. That's why we've compiled this handy guide for those who've just joined our space cadet ranks.
First off, don't forget your oxygen mask. It's not a fashion statement, folks.
Subchapter 1.1: Space Suit 101
Avoid the following mistakes:
- Wearing your spacesuit to the party. Trust us, it's a real conversation starter.
- Using your spacesuit as a fashion statement. We're not a runway, folks.
Subchapter 1.2: Space-Time Continuum
Time travel is serious business. Don't get lost in the timestream.
Remember, the space-time continuum is not a Game of Thrones marathon.