Science Jokes About Math: The Ultimate Oxymoron

Where the absurdity of math is served.

Warning: Math inside, proceed with caution.

This site is dedicated to the art of finding humor in the unfindable.

Visit our sister site, Science Jokes About Python, for more laughs.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Science Jokes About Statistics (but not really, we're not really that proud of it).

Calculus is Optional

This page is dedicated to the concept that calculus is indeed optional, and that you can, in fact, live a happy and fulfilling life without it.

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Infinity is a Number

This page is dedicated to the concept that infinity is, in fact, a number, and that you can count on it (but not really, because it's not really possible).

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Why Did the Math Book Go to the Hospital

This page is dedicated to the absurd question of why the math book went to the hospital (spoiler: it was feeling a little "add-ic" and needed to be "reduced").

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