Warning: the following tales may cause drowsiness, nostalgia for better times, and/or existential dread.
Sir Reginald, a knight of modest means, attempted to cook the most epic roast chicken of the century. Alas, his efforts were thwarted by his trusty but dim-witted squire, who kept adding 'just one more' seasonings until the poor bird was naught but a charred, flavorless husk.
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During a particularly rowdy tavern evening, a group of rowdy knights and men-at-arms engaged in a fierce competition to see who could produce the loudest, longest, and most off-putting flatulence. The winner, Sir Stinkypants, was declared the champion of the evening, but was later forced to flee the kingdom after the smell wafted all the way to the neighboring village.
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