This website is dedicated to exploring the absurdities of citation summaries, where the most mundane tasks are elevated to new heights of complexity and confusion.
Read the Subpage of Subtle SubversionsOr, if you're feeling particularly meta: Read the Subpage of Self-Reference
Peruse the Subpage of PermutationsSome notable philosophers who have contributed to this field include:
Immanuel Kant (but really, it's just Immanuel), who argued that citation summaries are the ultimate manifestation of human ingenuity.
David Hume, who questioned the nature of the universe, only to find that it's just a bunch of citations.
Plato, who believed that the ideal form of citation summary is a perfect, Platonic ideal.
Kierkegaard, who wrote extensively on the subject of citation summaries as a means of existential crisis management.