The Ancient Art of Astrocartomancy
For centuries, the ancient Greeks and Romans have been using the stars as a guide for their decisions. Astrocartomancy is an old practice that uses the position of the stars and planets to predict the future, but with a modern twist: it's actually just a bunch of nonsense.
Our expert team of highly trained, yet completely unreliable, astrocartomancers will study the stars, planets, and your bank account, and give you advice on how to invest in the next big thing... or not.
