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Weekly Readings for the Chronologically Challenged

This week in the tarot cards of destiny: a reading for the individual who has lost all sense of time.

Reading Summary:

A sudden urge to rewatch every season of 'Lost' in a single week, indicating a deep-seated fear of abandonment and a desperate attempt to relive the past.
A mysterious craving for 1980s-era video games, suggesting a hidden talent for 8-bit strategy and a longing for simpler times.
A inexplicable attraction to a 90s grunge band, indicating a deep connection to the angst-ridden, flannel-wearing, coffee-fueled lifestyle.