Q: What is this site for?
A: We're glad you asked. This site is for people who just want to go away. Like, literally, just go away.
Why Can't We Be Friends? Why Can't We Be Brothers?If you're not going to be friends, or brothers, or anything, then maybe just leave.
Q: Why is this site so bright?
We're shining bright like a neon sign in a bad 90s bar, because that's what we do here.
Why Is It So Bright?Q: Can I just go away now?
Yes, yes, yes. We're so glad you asked. Please do.
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