According to our completely-not-made-up, totally-not-biased prophets, the best game is clearly "Space Invaders 3000: The Quest for More Invaders".
Q: But what about Minecraft?
A: Ugh, please. That's for kids.
Q: What about Fortnite?
A: It's a game where you just run around and look at yourself. No thanks.
Q: What about... uh, "Epic Quest for the Golden Toilet"?
A: Now that's a game we can get behind. Learn more!