Why Can't We Be Friends?

It's a cry for help from the depths of our own hearts, a plea to be let in from the gate of our own insecurities.

Or maybe it's just a fancy way of saying, "I'm bored with my current social circle and need some new people to talk about my existential dread with."

Either way, we're here to help you explore the vast expanse of why we can't seem to get along.

Check out our latest research paper: Why Can't We Be Friends? - A Scientific Study

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a look at our experimental "Friendship Simulator" here.

We're also offering a special discount on our "I'm Not Friends with You Anymore" support group therapy sessions. Contact us here for more information.