Because You Wanted Brighter, Louder, and More Hazardous to Your Eye Health

We're glad you're here. You've come to the right place if you're ready to have your eyes watered like a cheap faucet and your pupils dilate with terror.

The Brightest of Them: Our Class Schedule

Eye Sore: Where We Push Your Eye Health to the Limit (and Beyond)

Eye Candy: The Sweet Treats for Your Bleary Eyes

The Brightness Continuum: A Study in Overwhelming Visual Stimulation

Warning: Our classes are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with eye protection.

Safety Guidelines: Because You're Probably Going to Need Them

Disclaimer: We're not doctors. We're just really bright people.

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