"I once had to do 17 loads of laundry in 1 hour to get the evil overlords' robes clean. The Evil Laundromat was a miracle!"
— Vortex, Evil Overlord
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"I was skeptical at first, but the Evil Laundromat's 'Soul-Sucking Cycle' feature really gets the stains out!"
— Zorg, Minion of the Overlord
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"I've tried other laundromats, but none of them have managed to remove the smell of despair from my favorite 'I'm With Stupid' t-shirt. The Evil Laundromat is the only place that can save my sanity!"
— Blerg, Unwilling Participant in the Rebellion
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