Consultation Page - Joy Replacement Agents

Our Consultants

Agent 001: Bob the Builder

Expert in demolition and rebuilding, with a focus on efficient joy removal.

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Agent 002: Alice the Architect

Specializing in designing spaces for maximum joylessness, with a focus on beige-colored walls.

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Agent 003: Dave the Demolitions Expert

Master of the art of careful destruction, with a focus on precision joy removal.

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Agent 004: Karen the Efficiency Expert

Consultant for maximizing productivity and minimizing joy, with a focus on streamlined processes.

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Disclaimer: Joy Replacement Agents is a completely fictional organization, but our consultants are experts at removing joy.