Level 2 Rage Squelching Services

Our team of expert rage squelchers are trained in the art of diffusing even the most intense of feelings. We use a variety of techniques, including but not limited to: deep breathing exercises, soothing music playlists, and strategic deployment of cat videos.

Our services include:

Standard Squelching Package

$50 per session, with a minimum of 3 sessions required to achieve optimal squelching results.

Upgrade to Level 3 for even more intense squelching

Deluxe Squelching Package

$100 per session, with a minimum of 2 sessions required to achieve optimal squelching results. Includes a complimentary stress ball and a 30-minute massage.

Downgrade to Level 1 for a more... basic experience Use discount code JOY15 for 15% off Level 3