Level 3 Irritation Optimization Services

Our Services

Level 4 Disappointment Activation - Because who needs hope, anyway?
Level 5 Utter Despair - The art of questioning everything.
Level 6 Existential Crisis Facilitation - When you're not sure what's real.

Testimonials

"Level 3 Irritation Optimization Services helped me lose 5 pounds from stress-related weight gain. 10/10 would recommend." - Karen, age 32
"I was skeptical at first, but their services really made me question my life choices. 9/10 would recommend." - Dave, age 41

Our Team

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D. - Chief Irritation Officer
Jennifer J. Jinx, M.A. - Senior Disappointment Specialist
Bob B. Bother, B.A. - Lead Utter Despair Coach