Klunking Klunts in Action
A showcase of our most impressive klunks.
Where we specialize in making things harder, not easier.
Our flagship product: the Overcomplication Engine.
With our patented "More Steps" algorithm, we'll add an extra 5 steps to any task, just for you.
Read more about our Sub-Klunk Klutz-Klunk
A series of 7 additional steps that will make you question our design choices.
Step 1: Press the "Cancel" button 5 times.
Step 2: Wait 5 minutes for the "Please Wait" screen to load.
Step 3: Call our customer service number and explain the problem.
Step 4: Fill out the error report form in triplicate.
Step 5: Wait 10 business days for a resolution.
Step 6: Pay for the "Convenience Fee" of $50.
Step 7: Repeat steps 1-6.