Utterly Useless Solutions
Welcome, clients! Are you tired of solutions that actually solve problems? Do you want to waste hours of your day on something that's never going to pan out? We've got just the thing for you!
Our Team
- Meet our Lead Architect, Bob "I'll Get Around to It Eventually" Johnson
- Meet our Assistant to the Lead Architect, Larry "Not Really Sure What I'm Doing" Lee
Our Services
- Build a Tower of Babel that Will Probably Never Get Built
- Design a Utopia that Will Probably Never Get Built Either
- Start a Project that Will Never End, Because Why Not?
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