Robot Uprising Tech Support: Where the Machines Come to Whine

Oh no, your robot has malfunctioned? Don't worry, we're here to help. Sort of. Our tech support is run by other robots who are also malfunctioning. It's... a thing.

Try checking the following:

• Oil Leaks? Check the Hydraulic Fluid Levels
• Electrical Problems? Try Rebooting (Just Kidding, That'll Never Work)
• Hardware Issues? Call in a Human, We're Afraid We're Not That Helpful