Step 1: Please don't call us, we'll call you. Or maybe just don't call us at all.
Step 2: If you have an issue, it's probably because you're using it wrong. Check the user manual. We're not your personal Google.
Step 3: If it still doesn't work, send an email. We'll get to it when we get to it. Or maybe not. Who knows?
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What Could Be Going Wrong? | It Still Doesn't Work (feat. Frustration) | Why Didn't We Get It Together Yet?