Warning: Do not attempt to apply these principles without proper training in quantum mechanics.
Our method utilizes advanced harmonic synchronization techniques to create an entangled state of perfect disharmony.
Step 1: Prepare your particles in an inhomogeneous mixture of quantum states.
Step 2: Apply a generous amount of Schrödinger's catnip to the mixture.
Step 3: Stir counterclockwise while whistling the opening theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey" for 7 minutes and 32 seconds.
Step 4: Observe the mixture for any signs of quantum coherence.
Step 5: If coherent, congratulations! You have achieved perfect quantum entanglement. If not, start over.