Deep within the depths of the ocean, where the sunlight barely reaches, the Sock Gods reside. These mystical beings weave the finest socks, imbuing them with powers both wondrous and bizarre.
With his mighty yarn staff, Lord Sockimus commands the threads of fate, dictating the destiny of every sock ever created.
Lady Sockula designs the most intricate patterns, her sockwork a marvel of engineering and artistry.
Brother Sockus wields the sacred hammer of mend, restoring the most battered of socks to their former glory.