Thermonuclear Transference is a revolutionary new way to transfer your consciousness into a computer, allowing you to experience the world in a whole new way.
We cannot guarantee that it will not destroy your soul. But hey, you're probably already dead inside.
Side effects may include:
• Increased risk of existential dread • Enhanced sense of irony • Uncontrollable urge to watch 80s music videos
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to skip ahead to the more... experimental methods.
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No. Don't be a monster.
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