Split Brain

The Method

When in the kitchen, do as the Brussels Sprouts do:

<img src="https://example.com/vegetable-sprouts.jpg" alt="A picture of a sprout, with a chef's hat on its head." />

Split your brain, split your thoughts, split your dinner:

<ul> <li>Take a knife, cut the sprouts in half, then in quarters, then in eighths, and so on. </li></ul>>

And for the love of all things green, do not, I repeat, DO NOT:

<ul> <li>Try to use a fork to hold the sprouts. They will not be impressed. </li></ul>>

Further Reading

<li><a href="clones/brussels-sprouts/methods/overcooking" title="Learn the art of cooking beyond the sprouts' endurance">Cooking Beyond the Sprouts' Endurance</a>,</li<li><a href="clones/brussels-sprouts/methods/sprout-splatter" title="The art of presenting sprouts on a platter, a delicate balancing act">Sprout-Splattering</a>,</ul>>