Welcome to the most exclusive club in the universe. Membership is by invitation only, and we have levels.
Level 1: Newbie. You're new here. Don't worry, we won't make you take a seat at the kids' table.
Level 2: Regular Member. You've been here a while, but not long enough. You still have to ask for the WiFi password.
Level 3: High Roller. You've got the cash, and we've got the velvet rope.
Level 4: Elite. You're basically a VIP, but don't get too comfortable. We can still cut you off.
Level 5: Founding Member. You were here before it was cool.