Rule 1: Don't be boring. We have a strict no-sequins policy. If we catch you being dull, you're out.
Rule 2: No talking to yourself. We have a no-talking-to-yourself policy. It's just too much for everyone.
Rule 3: Don't be late. We're not your mom, but we'll make you feel like you're in trouble if you're consistently late.
Want to see some of our minutes from past meetings? Or maybe you'd like to go back in time and see what we were like in the good old days?