LOST IN SPACE
Well, this is not exactly how you envisioned your space mission, huh? Looks like you're stuck in orbit with nothing but space junk for company. Don't worry, it's not all bad. You've got a nice view of the Earth from up here.
But, seriously, you're lost. Like, really lost. We've been searching for you for hours, but we've found some interesting stuff while we were looking.