Our Lobby: Where the Elite Mingle and the Inadequate Cower

Welcome, esteemed member, to the most exclusive club in the universe. Our lobby is a place where the cream rises, and you are either a prized gem or a discarded trash can.

As you look around, you notice the opulent chandeliers are made from the finest asteroid-mined crystals and the plush couches are hand-stitched by the finest space-lemurs. Don't be fooled, though - it's all just a facade. Beneath the surface, we're just as dull and bureaucratic as the next guy.

Explore our:

• Our Bar: Where the drinks are strong and the conversation is weaker
• Our Gym: Where the elite come to maintain their superiority
• Our Theatre: Where the members come to watch themselves being watched