Techno Club 404: The Rave Never Happened

You're lost in the depths of Techno Club's event calendar. prophets of old once said, "The rave never happened, it's just a myth, a legend, a party in your head." But don't worry, we've got some other events you might enjoy:

• Techno Flop: Where the DJ plays the same song for 10 minutes straight.
• Techno Flop 2: Where the DJ plays the same song, but with a slightly different tempo.

Try again, or maybe just go home and listen to elevator music instead.