Square Club Membership Application

Apply to join the most exclusive club for square enthusiasts. Membership is by invitation only, but we're feeling generous.

Requirements:

• A love for squares
• Ability to hold own square
• Proof of purchase of at least 3 square-themed items (e.g., square-shaped cookie jar, square-patterned scarf, etc.)

Don't have these things? Don't worry! We have a special program for the creatively challenged.

Apply now by filling out our application form!

Or, if you're feeling fancy, apply with a form that includes asteroids for an additional fee.