Cluck Norris, the Greatest Action Hero of All Time

Cluck Norris is a master of the ancient art of... well, being really good at everything.

His skills include:

• Extreme ironing
• Extreme knitting
• Extreme... um, eating Cheetos

Want to learn more about Cluck's adventures?

• Cluck's Clucking Exploits
• Cluck's Cooking Channel
• Cluck's Extreme Extreme Sports