Warning: The following images may cause excessive egg-related trauma.
View more cluck-tastic pics in the Cluck-Tastic 2 section, where we explore the art of chicken-fu.
Or, if you're feeling brave, check out the Cluck-Tastic 4 for our infamous egg-laying contest winners.
And for the truly adventurous, the Cluck-Tastic 5 features our most avant-garde, surrealist chicken art.
But be warned: our cluck-tastic pictures are not for the faint of heart.