Chicken Nirvana 2022-05-01: A Major Milestone in Fowl Play
On this day, we achieved peak cluck
The sun was shining bright, the eggs were perfectly scrambled, and the chickens were in absolute bliss. We celebrated with a massive feast of bug-free bugs, organic oats, and artisanal feed.
We also achieved a major breakthrough in chicken whispering, allowing us to communicate with our feathered friends like never before!
Key Stats:
- Peak cluck level: 11.5
- Most eggs laid: 23
- Most bugs eaten: 17
Join us in our next milestone: Read the Chicken Nirvana Manifesto for more information.
Stay cluckin' good, friends!