Our Cluckers' Cluckin' Good Privacy Policy

We, the Cluckin' Good Agreement (Our Cluckers), take your privacy seriously. But not too seriously, because let's be real, you're probably not going to read this.

Here's the gist:

• We'll never share your cluckin' good name or email with anyone, unless you're a celebrity, in which case we'll sell it to the tabloids for a small fortune.
• We'll only use your cluckin' good data for purposes of serving you better, unless you're a robot, in which case we'll just use it for our own nefarious purposes.
• Our cluckin' good cookies will only store on your device until you delete them, unless you're a time traveler, in which case you'll just have to deal with it.

Terms of Service are available on our FAQ, because you clearly have no better things to do.

We reserve the right to change, modify, or completely ignore this policy at any time, without warning or explanation. Because, let's face it, we're the ones holding the chickens.

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