We, the benevolent overlords of the digital realm, are committed to protecting your right to not have your data sold to the highest bidder. Like, not really. But we'll pretend to, for the sake of this page.
Here's the deal: we don't care about your data, but we care about our data. And our data is all the data. So, if you don't like it, leave us alone.
Or, you know, just don't read this page. We won't judge you.