Cluckin' Good Disclaimer
Welcome to the most epic, the most legendary, the most cluckin' good web experience on the interwebs!
By accessing this site, you agree to the following terms and conditions:
- You must agree to be completely and utterly charmed by my chickens' majesty.
- You must not attempt to take my chickens away, as this is a serious offense.
- You must not, I repeat, MUST NOT feed my chickens any avocados, lest you want to incur the wrath of my feathered overlords.
Failure to comply with these terms will result in:
- Immediate and severe egg-laying reduction.
- Loss of all rights to access our fabulous cluckin' good content.
- Random acts of chicken-based chaos.
So, you've been warned. View Terms and Conditions for more information.
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