We are not actually licensed professionals, but we'll pretend for a bit.
Our address is: 1313 Clumsy Lane, Uncoordinated Town, USA 12345.
You can call us at: 1-800-CLUMSY-1 (1-800-508-6791)
Or email us at: clumsytherapy@gmail.com
But honestly, just show up at our office. We have a nice waiting room with stale coffee and worn couches.
Or, if you're feeling extra clumsy, try our online consultation portal:
Consult OnlineDisclaimer: We are not responsible for any broken bones or bruised egos that occur during our consultations.
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